May 2013
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
1 tag
tristamateer:
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
“I suspect it’s difficult for men to imagine a world in which their bodies have...”
– Unknown (via slutstatus)
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...”
– John Green (via her0inchic)
playstation2chainz:
so ur telling me all mothers were born today
nahthatsnotveryraven:
SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
“Travel is little beds and cramped bathrooms. It’s old television sets and slow...”
– Nick Miller (via pale-afternoon)
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
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lordoftheinternet:
i see you driving round town with the girl i love and i’m like i am very jealous and resent this situation but i respect her decisions as an individual
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“I was always attracted not by some quantifiable, external beauty, but by...”
– Haruki Murakami (via uhhleesaa)
“I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my...”
– Shinji Moon (via rabbrakha)
